Some Notes:

The English language has no gender-neutral pronouns. So when the words man, he, him, etc are used, they mean "Generic human being" unless the context specifically says otherwise. Only women get words devoted just to them.

Thou, Thee, and Thine are singular pronouns. You and Your are plural in the 16th Century English the King James Bible was translated into. This actually makes the message clearer than our habit of using "you" as both a singular and a plural.

In many scriptures I have changed the King James (English) spelling to American spelling (labour=labor, for example. I understand those in England still spell it with a u). Also, in some scriptures I have changed the "-eth" to a simple "s." Spelling standards weren't set in English until the mid 1800's, well after the translating of the KJV. So I see no problem with making these simple changes that don't affect the meaning of the scripture but make it easier for our modern mouths and ears to deal with.

Genesis 1- The Beginning of the Universe

The Biblical World

This chapter tells us the story of how the earth began.

1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

This could be worded: “In the beginning of time, God made space and matter,” though it wouldn’t be as poetic.

Many believe this was originally a song. CS Louis, in the creation of his “world” Narnia, had his Christ-figure sing the world into existence. I like that idea. Maybe this is the song our God sang at the beginning.

The word “God” here is “Elohim” which means “God” in the majestic, plural tense (This is the tense royalty uses to refer to themselves.) It does not mean more than one as our plural does, but a plurality of greatness. It is using a singular verb.

Psalms 90:2 says “Before the mountains were brought forth, or ever thou had formed the earth and the world, even from everlasting to everlasting, thou are God.” 

God has always existed, long before this universe was created.

Some put a gap of several million years here. 

Is this correct interpretation of the Bible?

First of all, who wrote this? The traditionally accepted author is Moses, though some believe he only compiled several books written by many previous authors. These people believe Adam himself may have written down this scripture as God dictated it to him. Whoever God dictated this to, (Adam or Moses) the purpose of this scripture was to tell all those following the author in history how the earth began. Does it make sense for there to be a gap of millions of years here that is not mentioned at all?

The entire idea of “the gap” is to allow for evolution and explain the fossil record. Millions of years of evolution, dinosaurs, and many other creatures were to have lived and died between verse one and verse two.

This is also when the devil was supposed to have been a beautiful angel, leading God’s choir. He rebelled and was kicked out of heaven with a third of the angels, those who supported him in his rebellion. (History tells us this was originally a Pagan idea which the fallen church of the Middle Ages adopted into its theology. See Satan is Not a Fallen Angel)

Do these ideas fit with the author’s purpose? No, not really. It would make no sense to leave these important pieces of history out. If they occurred, God would have included them here in Genesis when He dictated it. That is only logical.

Turns out we can easily explain all the “evidence” for the “Gap theory” (otherwise known as evolution) with the flood recorded later in this same book. Under flood conditions, coal, oil, gas, fossils, great canyons and many other supposed “proofs” of an old earth form very quickly.

For example, a minor dropped his hat in a mine that was subsequently closed for fifty years. When the mine was reopened, his hat was FULLY fossilized. It did not take millions of years as we are commonly told.

Mt. St. Helens formed a canyon 1/40th the size of the Grand Canyon but otherwise identical to the big-boy in a matter of weeks, not millions of years as the "evidence" would have suggested if the scientists hadn’t watched it formed.

Also, carbon and radon dating are based on the assumption that:
  • All organisms throughout history have absorbed the same amounts of these elements, 
  • At the same rate as they do today, 
  • That the rate of absorption into our atmosphere reached saturation (which takes only 30,000 years to reach) millions of years ago (when evidence says we haven’t reached it yet!), 
  • And that no mother or daughter elements were lost at any time in history (unreasonable at best. Certainly a worldwide flood would have leached some of both away). 
If ONE of these assumptions is wrong, than all carbon and radon datings are wrong. 
Since testing has been known to confirm one side of an animal as millions of years older than the other side of the same animal, and we get the wrong answer whenever we test something we know absolutely the death date of, we already know such testing is unreliable.
And there is NO biblical support for the “Gap Theory,” especially in this chapter.

Satan can easily be explained with Isaiah 45:7-

“I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.”

Satan was not a surprise, nor an accident. He was an intentional creation of God for the purpose of giving us a choice. Love is not Love if it is not a choice and He wanted us to choose to love Him. So we had to have a choice not to love Him, to love something else. Just as every top must have a bottom and every front must have a back, there had to be an evil counterpart to God. God created the devil just as he is today. The verses in Isaiah and other books that are used to “prove” Satan was a fallen angel are speaking about a human king who thought he was divine. (See Satan is Not a Fallen Angel)

2 And the earth was without form and void and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

The matter was shapeless (water) and empty and dark. The Spirit of God (since God is a Spirit) began to move. Most modern translations use the word "hover" instead of "move."

Jesus tells us He created the world. Jesus and God are two names for the same entity.

3 And God said “Let there be light” and there was light.

4 And God saw the light, that it was good. And God divided the light from the darkness.

5 And God called the light day and the darkness He called night. And the evening and the morning was the first day.

On a simple reading this scripture is very easy to understand. God made light and separated it from dark and named them both. He did this on the first day of history.

Some, however seek to complicate things. They point out that the word “day” is from the Hebrew word “yome” which can mean “an unspecified period of time. This lets them put in a large span of time and incorporate evolution into the Bible.

However, if the author had meant “an unspecified period of time,” could he have used a better word? Yes. The Hebrew language has another word- “olem”- that means just that.

Could he have used a clearer word if he meant 24 hours? No. Hebrew has no other word that means “a day” as we know it.

Yome usually means “24 hours” or the hot time of one day. When it is used with a qualifier, such as “the evening and the morning,” it ALWAYS means 24 hours. So this “day” was a day as we know it today.

Notice that light was created without creating the sun.

6 And God said, “Let there be a firmament (atmosphere) in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.” 

7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament; and it was so.

8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

The word “firmament” comes from the word “raw-kee-ah” which means “an expanse.” This is from the root word “rah-kah” which means:
  • To pound the earth, 
  • to expand, 
  • to overlay (with thin sheets of metal,) 
  • beat, 
  • make broad, 
  • spread abroad (forth, over, out into plates), 
  • stamp, 
  • stretch. 
This gives us a very clear picture of God pounding and stretching the atmosphere around the world. And when we realize that the atmosphere is made up of several layers (the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere, thermosphere, and exosphere) it makes the choice of words even more beautiful.

Today we know there is a thin layer (about three inches) of water vapor surrounding the atmosphere. This could very well be the “waters above” spoken of in this scripture. Many Creation Scientists believe this “canopy” was about eighteen inches thick and possibly water (not vapor) at the beginning. If this is true, there would have been a literal ocean above the atmosphere as well as under, which sounds just like “the waters above and the waters below.”

This layer of water would have filtered out all harmful solar radiation. Radiation is the leading cause of mutations (which have never been observed to be good, only bad or neutral) and aging damage.

Recent genetic studies have discovered that there was a very dramatic rise in mutations about 4500 years ago. Evolutionists have no explanation for this, but Creationists simple surge their shoulders and say “Flood. Water canopy collapsed removing our protection from solar radiation. Increased genetic damage is only to be expected at that point.”

That water canopy would also have kept the earth’s temperature at a steady 75-80 degrees, night and day, year round. This would have produced the ideal environment for plant growth making the whole planet a tropical forest.

It would also have provided maximum growth potential for all animals, possibly explaining the “giants,” such as nine-inch dragonflies, we find in the fossils. All animals can survive in tropical environments, though only a few can survive elsewhere such as the arctic or the desert.

So now we have a watery expanse, an atmosphere, and a watery expanse.

This ends our second day of history.

9 And God said, “Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear:” and it was so.

10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called He seas: and God saw that it was good.

11 And God said, “Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth:” and it was so.

12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.

(A note about the English language: we do not have a truly Sex-neutral pronoun, so we use the male pronouns to mean "generic thing/it/person." Only women get pronouns dedicated just to them.)

Here God makes dry land. He brings the oceans together into one place letting the land underneath appear. It sounds like there was only one continent and one ocean at this time.

He also made the plants, each to produce after its own “kind” or “meen” in the Hebrew, meaning “to portion out, sort.” In other words, He made specific Kinds (one order higher than species, putting the wolf, coyote, and dog, or even all pit fruits [peach, plum, apricot] in the same “Kind.”) that will remain true to type. They were created with the fruit already on the plant.

14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:

The reason for the sun, moon and stars was to:
1) Divide the day from the night.
2) To be signs telling us the time, seasons, days and years.

The stars were made to tell us not just when one year had ended and another begun, but to tell us which year we are in, the general directions, and what time of night it is.

God carefully placed the stars out there into their constellations.

Psalms 147:4 “He tells the number of the stars. He calls them all by their names.”

These constellations had specific meanings telling one, specific story. Josephus, the first century Jewish historian, says that Jewish tradition of the time credits Adam with being the first to name all the constellations (or the first God told the names to). They are read from Virgo the virgin (who is fallen down, holding a branch and a sheaf of seeds, surrounded by Como, a virgin nursing a baby, and Bootes, a shepherd carrying a staff to guide His sheep and a sickle to harvest the fields “ripe unto the harvest.”) to Leo the Lion (who is killing and eating Hydra the evil snake, while Corvus the crow and Crater the cup pour out God’s wrath.) The entire gospel story is contained in the stars, though not necessarily in order.

Some say all ancient (pre-Greek) people used the same symbols for each constellation and the same names for each star. If this is true, it cannot be a coincidence, but must be the result of a common ancestral story passed down from generation to generation, gradually corrupted; just like a game of “telephone.”

By the time of Greece the story had been corrupted enough to not bear a resemblance to the original, though you can detect bits and pieces of it here and there.

I do not promote the reading of horoscopes or any other astrological practice. Nor do I believe it is possible to in any way tell the future through the stars. These practices are of the devil and are used to deceive people. They are evil.

However, I do think it possible God carefully placed each star in its place to tell those ancients who didn’t have any Bible what His plan was. We don’t need this since we have the Bible. (Please read “God’s Voice in the Stars” by Kenneth C Fleming, “The Gospel in the Stars” by Joseph A Seiss, and “The Stars and Their Purpose” by Werner Gitt for further information.)

There are some nay sayers to this theory that do have some very valid points against it (such as “These constellations are only visible from the northern hemisphere. Didn’t God care about those south of the equator?”), but I don’t really think it matters much. My God is powerful enough to reveal Himself to individuals using any means He wishes, and I see nothing wrong with us using these symbols in the sky as we know them to draw others to God. Again, there is NO WAY to predict the future from the stars, other than that judgment WILL eventually come.

The sky is divided into twelve constellations with three “helpers” each (so, four symbols for each constellation). Each of these would be visible from the earth in the course of every 24 hour day if it wasn’t for the light from the sun blocking them. We simply can’t see the ones behind the sun.

As we travel around the sun in the course of a year, every constellation is hidden by her light at some point, and every constellation is visible at midnight (depending on which side of the sun we are on that month). So, you could actually tell what time of year it is simply by looking up at night and seeing what constellations are in the sky; different ones are visible in summer than winter.

As the earth rotates on a daily basis, too, the constellations appear to move along the sky just like the sun does. So, at nine o’clock at night in the winter you can see Orion on the horizon in the east, at midnight, he is directly overhead, but by five in the morning he has moved to the horizon in the west. So, we can tell time in the day time by the position of the sun, and time at night by the position of the stars.

The stars can also function as a guidance system. In fact, the US navy has once again decided to teach navigation by the stars instead of only by GPS because the stars can’t be hacked. They are reliable no matter what people do.

Polaris is also called “The North Star” and is situated directly above the North Pole. The constellation we Americans call “The Big Dipper” (The English call it “The Plow” and it has several other names all over the world.) points to it with the lip of the “bowl.” Because of its positioning, it doesn’t move in the sky. Time-lapse photography of the northern sky shows it as one point of light while all the other stars blur into streaks from their movement.

So, by finding Polaris, you know exactly which direction is north (and by default, then, which is south, east, and west). By measuring the distance from Polaris to the horizon, we can tell what latitude we are at. Professionals use a sextant, but the human fist is about 10 degrees, so if you hold your fist up and measure how many you can put between Polaris and the horizon (You have to kind of guess where the horizon would be if you have mountains in that direction like I do) you can estimate what latitude you are at. (You can learn far more about Classical Astronomy [the sky you can see with the naked eye] from “Signs and Seasons” by Jay Ryan available at

The Constellations:

Virgo- The Virgin born seed of the woman (a fallen woman holding a Branch and a sheaf of wheat seeds) Deacons or helpers are:

Coma- The desired son (a virgin nursing a baby. There is some evidence that there was a super nova that appeared in the baby’s head at the time of Christ. The wise men’s star?)

Centaurus- The dual natured one (Half man, half horse dying from a self-inflicted wound representing the God-man who died of His own free will.)

Bootes- The coming Shepherd holding a sickle, (ready to harvest His fields).

Libra- “You are weighed in the balance and found wanting.” (The price that covers)

Crux- a Cross. The sacrifice of Christ.

Lupus- A child or lamb (corrupted by the Greeks into a wolf) who is slain as a sacrifice.

Corona the crown- Christ’s victory over sin and death.

Scorpio- The Scorpion. (The evil seeking to wound Christ.)

Serpens- A large snake who is reaching for Corona and is wrapped around …

Ophiuchus- The wrestler. (the struggle between the Seed of the woman and Satan.)

Hercules- The mighty, victorious one

Sagittarius- The dual natured (Centaur) archer with a drawn bow (aimed at Centaurus, the other picture of the dual-natured one. He is shooting Himself. Christ’s wiling sacrifice.)

Lyra- the harp of praise.

Ara- the burning alter being poured down on the dragon.

Draco- the dragon cast down in defeat.

Capricornus- half dying goat (the perfect sacrifice), half living fish. Out of the sacrifice comes life (the fish has always been a symbol of God’s church).

Sagitta- The arrow of God’s judgment.

Aquilla- the eagle (king of the heavens) wounded by the arrow (Christ the King wounded for us).

Delphinus- a dolphin springing out of the water (our resurrection coming from Christ’s death)

Aquarius- The water-bearer pouring living water onto…

Picis Austrinus- the southern fish (God’s people)

Pegasus- the winged horse (the powerful and quick salvation of God)

Cygnus- the swan (the sure return of Christ)

Pices- the two fish (Israel of the Old Testament and the Church of the New) bound together by…

The Band- a cord fastened to the great sea monster (Christ’s church bound by sin).

Andromeda- The bride chained and bound.

Cepheus- The king coming to free His people.

Aries- the crowned lamb.

Cassiopia- The freed bride preparing for her groom.

Cetus- the sea monster to whom the fish are bound.

Perseus- the soldier who has defeated his enemy (He is carrying a severed head).

Taurus- the wild bull of judgment coming to rule.

Orion- The triumphant prince carrying the skin of his enemy, crushing the head of the snake while His heel is wounded.

Eridanus- The river of fire poured out from Orion onto His enemies.

Auriga- The shepherd holding and protecting His sheep as Christ protects us.

Gemini- the twin-natured ruler (Prince and Savior)

Lepus- originally a snake though the Greeks changed it to a rabbit (thus the name); the enemy that Orion stomps on.

Canis Major- originally a king on His throne coming in glory, not a big dog.

Canis Minor- originally a soldier coming to save His people, not a little dog.

Cancer- Not a crab, but a Middle East inn with a wall surrounding its people keeping them safe.

Ursa minor- not a little bear, but a sheepfold keeping God’s people safe in His protection.

Ursa Major- Not a big bear, but the flock gathered to her shepherd. (actually, bears are odd for these signs in the first place, since, if viewed as bears, both signs obviously have long tails and bears never do).

Argo- the ship safely arriving in the harbor bringing its passengers safely home.

Leo- the Lion of Judah, pouncing on and tearing apart His enemy...

Hydra- that old serpent, Satan.

Crater- The cup of God’s wrath poured out on His enemy.

Corvus- The Raven devouring the serpent as part of his judgment.

It is generally believed that God revealed this story of redemption and judgment to either Adam or Enoch who passed it down to his children. Noah carried it onto the ark and when the nations were scattered at the Tower of Babel each group carried the story with them. Time corrupted it, but, as I said, you can still see the Gospel story.

15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth:” and it was so.

16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: He made the stars also.

This specifically says that the sun did not create the world. Most ancient people worshiped the sun as the giver of life. This scripture specifically says “God created the sun,” not “the sun was the creator God.”

17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,

18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.

The moon moves from full and bright at midnight to almost invisible at noon, depending on what time of the month it is. It takes 28 days to go from "full moon" to "new moon."

God told Israel to begin their months at the New Moon. So each month was 28 days long. This would give their year 13 months and 1 1/4 days. Oddly, to us anyway, all ancient records from before somewhere around 600BC (King Hezekiah of Judah) have 28 day months with 13 months per year. After that time  all official records changed to something closer to our current system of measuring years. Could a meteor have hit earth or passed close enough to slow our rotation by that extra 1 1/4 days per year? Some believe there is enough evidence to say "Yes."

19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

20 And God said, “Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.”

The New King James says “…Let the waters abound with an abundance of living creatures…”
The New American Standard says “…Let the waters teem with swarms of living creatures…”

“Bring forth” here does not mean the waters created or birthed life (as Evolution and Paganism teach), but that that is where God placed the first animal life (plant life already being created on land the day before.

21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moves, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

“Great whales” here is rendered “great sea monsters” in the NAS and “great sea creatures” in the NIV. The original Hebrew was “tanniym” meaning "monster, serpent, or dragon.” This certainly includes whales, but does not exclude Plesiosaur, sharks, giant carp or any other large sea creatures.

God did not divide the creatures by physical characteristics like we do. He divided them by habitat. Those things that live in the water and in the air were created on the fifth day, whether they were fish, birds, mammals, insects, reptiles or amphibians. There were some of each of our classifications in each environment.

22 And God blessed them, saying, “Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.”

23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

Again, reproduction is limited to being within each animal’s own kind. There is variation within each species, such as color, size, horns, etc. But each species can only reproduce its own species. Dogs will never birth cats, whales will never birth turtles, and dinosaurs never birthed birds.

24 And God said, “Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind:” and it was so.

25 And God made the beast of the earth (wild animals) after his kind, and cattle (domestic animals) after their kind, and everything that creeps upon the earth (bugs, rodents, small reptiles, etc) after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

This would have included what the ancients called dragons, and we call dinosaurs.

Dragon legends from around the world are remarkably similar, and in fact, dragons are the only animals we classify as “mythical” that are common to all people groups. Even ancient art work shows the animals to be the same all over the world. This would not be possible for creatures of the imagination.

What’s more, stories from Native Americans (who had religious beliefs against going near, much less handling bones) are so detailed about these creatures their stories can be used to find fossilized nest communities.

The Chinese had the official office of “Dragon Keeper” until their Communist Revolution, and their ancient stories tell of each newly crowned emperor parading through the capital city in a dragon pulled cart.

The reason “Dragons” were declared mythical was a mistaken belief that arose during the late Middle Ages and Reformation that God would never let any “kind” of animal go extinct. So, since by the 1700’s no one could see dragons, they obviously never existed. Then their bones were discovered in the early 1800’s, but they couldn’t be called “dragon bones” because those were just myths. So they were named dinosaurs.

Other than to artificially prop up the evolutionary myth, there is no reason to not believe dragons and dinosaurs were the same thing, and that dragon stories were true, though likely exaggerated as stories of other animals occasionally were (winged horses, anyone?)

26 And God said, “Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth.”

This passage begins with the first (and one of the few) references to God in the plural. Instead of making God into three different entities, I believe this scripture is rendered this way to display His royalty and might.

In the Hebrew language plural words mean not just number but size. For example, my four year old son would be a “boy,” but my husband a “boys.”

This influenced the English language in reference to royalty. The Queen of England, for example, does not say “I will go to bed now.” She says “We will go to bed now” even if she is the only one leaving the room.

Around 95% of all references to God in the Bible are in the singular, and the only number applied to God by God Himself is “One” so this is the only explanation that makes sense in context with the rest of the Bible. In fact, God reverts to the singular in the very next verse.

And the Bible always uses singular verbs, adjectives, and pronouns when referring to God.

God gives complete control over the entire animal kingdom here. Man has tamed every type of creature and has the right to use them for his purposes.

27 So God created man(kind) in His own image, in the image of God created He him; male and female created He them.

Both man and woman were created in the image of God; the man in the image of God’s strength, logic, conqueror attributes. The woman in the image of God’s compassion, beauty, and intuition. No one human could contain the entirety of God's image. It took two beings to display all of Him.

28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, “Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moves upon the earth.”

God’s first command to the human race was “Go make babies.” This command was never repealed.

The Hebrew word translated “replenish” is “mawlay” and means:
  • accomplish, 
  • confirm, 
  • consecrate, 
  • be at an end, 
  • be expired, 
  • be fenced, 
  • fill, 
  • fulfill, 
  • full, 
  • overflow, 
  • fullness, 
  • furnish, 
  • gather, 
  • presume, 
  • satisfy, 
  • space, 
  • take a handful, 
  • have wholly.
It does not mean “re-fill” as replenish does in modern English.

Mankind was also commanded to take control of the planet. This would require the study of the entire creation from the heavens to the core of the earth. We are still working on this and discovering more every day.

29 And God said, “Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to everything that creeps upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat:” and it was so.

"Meat" is the 16th century English word for "food."

Humans and all animals were vegetarians at the start. There was no death.

“Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:” Romans 5:12

Death was part of the curse. Jesus was the cure.

31 And God saw everything that He had made, and behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

Things weren’t “very good” until after humans were made. Humans were the point of creation. The world at this time was an ideal environment for human existence; never too cold or too hot, plenty of food, no predators, no harmful radiation. Perfect.

Notice the order of creation:

  1. light,
  2. air,
  3. land and plants,
  4. sun moon and stars,
  5. water and air animals,
  6. land animals.

Not the evolutionary order of

  1. matter,
  2. light,
  3. stars,
  4. moons and land,
  5. microscopic organisms,
  6. larger animals (water then land).
This is a major disagreement that can’t be reconciled. The Bible and evolution cannot both be true.

Also, each day could not have been ten-million years as some say. That would have had plants living for millions of years before the sun, or pollinating insects, or seed-spreading mammals.

In fact, the Bible says it hadn’t rained by the sixth day, so these plants would have had to grow for millions of years without the sun, pollination, seed spreading insects, OR rain. There are also many insects and birds that live exclusively off of certain mammals. These would have had to exist for millions of years without their necessary partners created on the sixth day if “day-age” theories were true. It simply is not possible.